Welcome to the Silicon Spice startup contact page! We’re glad you’re here, and we promise not to bore you with the usual “contact us” jargon. Instead, we thought we’d spice things up a bit (pun totally intended) and give you some laughs along the way.

First things first, if you’re trying to reach us by carrier pigeon, please note that our building has a strict “no birds allowed” policy. We know, we know, it’s a bummer. But we promise our email and phone lines are just as reliable (and less messy).

If you’re feeling adventurous and want to try reaching us by smoke signal, we have to warn you that our office is located in a high-rise building with lots of windows. So unless you want to accidentally signal a nearby office building instead, we suggest sticking to the traditional methods.

Now, if you’re looking to contact our CEO, we have to warn you that he’s a bit of a unicorn. He’s rarely seen in the office, and when he is, he’s usually deep in thought (or napping). But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your message gets to him eventually. Just be patient.

Finally, if you’re looking to send us a carrier pigeon, smoke signal, or any other unconventional method of communication, we’d love to see it! Feel free to send us a photo or video of your attempt, and we’ll feature it on our social media channels.

Thanks for considering Silicon Spice for your startup needs. We promise we’re more than just a bunch of techies – we’re also pretty good at telling jokes.

Talk to you soon!